My name is Alice Liddell. I'm the outsider kidnapped by Peter White. Now I'm stuck in this wonderland of trigger happy men that seem to be weirdly in love with me

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Anonymous said:

Who’s more dominant: Joker. If he’s not in control, whos flying the plane?

Who’s the cuddler: Alice for sure

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Joker big spoons Alice u v u

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Circus skits, playing cards, and reading

Who cooks: Black or Alice. White is NOT allowed in the kitchen

Who comes home drunk at 3am: Black and White

Who kills the spiders: Black!

Who falls asleep first: White falls asleep in Alices lap, Alice leans on Black and falls asleep with one hand in Whites hair, and Black falls asleep resting his head atop hers and entertwining his hand with hers u v u

A head canon: Their first kiss was through a candy taste game u v u White blindfolded Alice and fed her candies and she was to guess which it was. He kissed her instead u v u Whites never blindfolded because he knows all the fucking candies xD

Their relationship summed up in a gif:


"I’ve never felt so tired…."

Anonymous said:
what a little whore you are. the mafias whore i suppose. and an outsider to boot. ill make good money seeling you

"Excuse you…..?"

Parent Meme


Send me: “Parent Meme” and tell me who you ship my muse with, and I’ll answer these questions:

  1. Who is more actively involved when the baby/child is sick?
  2. What do they do when the child has a nightmare?
  3. Who is more lenient?
  4. Who goes to the parent/teacher conferences?
  5. Who handles “the talk?”
a-solitary-stitch-in-time said:
(( Wow, how did I not see this earlier? All of the fluff starters! XD )) ♔: Finding your muse wearing their clothes♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.♙: Sharing a bed♝: Reading a book together♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
asktheoutsideraliceliddell replied:

♔: Finding your muse wearing their clothes


"Julius……..?" she didn’t know what to expect from the mortician, especially after Ace had taken him out drinking… But opening the door to his office only to find him in her night gown was something she hadn’t thought of. "What are you…. Doing?"

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap


Alice stroked her fingers through the morticians long hair, watching his eyes slowly close. He still didn’t take as great care of himself as she would have liked, and it made it hard to simply leave him to go elsewhere for awhile. “Much better than falling asleep on the desk or floor” she mumbled more to herself than to him. She had seen him collapsed on the floor and half dressed flopped onto the bed. It was…. Difficult to handle, but with a lot of coaxing and sexual favors insistence, he at least makes an effort to sleep when he’s tired.

.♙: Sharing a bed

"Don’t look at me like that… This is the only way we can both rest comfortably" the outsider mumbled, tugging the blanket up and over her bare shoulder. "So get some sleep… You need it more than I do. And you know how I worry…"

♝: Reading a book together


"Merihem smiled, teeth flashing white in the darkness. ‘This cemetery was intended as a resting place for the sick. For nearly a quarter-century, those riddled with disease were interred here, in this soil— Julius, are you paying attention?" she looked up from the book, glancing towards the mortician. "You always zone out when you work— can’t you take a short break? There’s only two pages left to this chapter!"

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

"What do you mean you’ve never tied a tie…?" the outsider stared at the mortician in shock. True, he usually snapped the outfit on, but seeing his face as he asked her to aid him, she quickly took the white tie from him and looped it about his neck. "Pay attention, ok? You wrap this end about the other. And again. Though this loop and under and over…. Got it?"


♔: Finding your muse wearing their clothes

{Sadly, I can’t find a picture of an insanely happy Julius.}
"Alice!" Julius brightened when the outsider entered the tower. "I wanted to know why you like wearing this thing so much." He looked down at his attire; the dress was a good deal tighter on him than it was on Alice. "It is kinda freeing, but it looks better on you." The Clockmaker looked up smiling, his face flushed from the alcohol. He reached over and ran his fingers through the outsider’s hair. "You’re so pretty."

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap


Julius didn’t hear what the outsider said, but responded when he heard the sound of her voice. “Hmh.” Only half awake, the Clockmaker cuddled closer to Alice.

♙: Sharing a bed

He wanted to argue that he wasn’t tired, but knew that wouldn’t make a difference. He turned his head to look at her, his blue eyes reflecting the moonlight that was filtering in through the window. “You don’t have to worry.” He didn’t sound angry (as if he thought her concern meant something else); it was as if he was just stating a fact. While Julius didn’t take great care of himself, it wasn’t going to kill him.

♝: Reading a book together

"Uh-huh." Julius wasn’t paying attention at all. It was a bad habit of his. He was trying to rid himself of it, but sometimes fell back into old patterns. Unfortunately, in this state he had the tendency to blindly agree to things without realizing it; this had gotten him into more than a little trouble with Ace in the past.

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

"I-I’ve tied a tie before, just not this kind." The Clockmaker said, trying to save face. Julius tried to pay attention to what she was doing, but shook his head. "I can’t learn by watching you do it." As he took the tie she just finished tying off and guided her in the bathroom. With Alice facing the mirror and Julius standing behind her, he tried tying the tie on the outside; he thought it would be easier for her to correct any mistakes he made this way. He bend down and rested his head on her shoulder as he worked. "Like this?" Julius asked softly, since he was very close to her ear.

The outsiders face darkened visibly, but she knew he needed to get to bed— and out of her night gown. “I like it… It’s light and feminine. Not too stuffy but not too lingerie….” she replied softly, before reaching a hand out to touch his shoulder. “Lets get you changed…”

She couldn’t help but smile a little. He was so aggravated and grumpy awake, so seeing him act cute like this was refreshing— it was one of those endearing quirks. She poked his nose— more out of curiousity for reaction than playfully.

"Yes I do" she objected, turning over properly to face him. "Your health is important… If you don’t stay healthy, you’ll get sick and it will keep you from your work"

Alice had been used to the lack of attention while he worked, and she wasn’t too bitter about it. Unless it was something important. But at the same time, it was fun to take advantage of the situation too. “Are you sure you are?” she asked, waiting for an answer with a slight grin.

She watched his fingers work, and immediately nodded. “Your close… You just need to wrap it twice and put it through the second loop, not the first~” she explained, craning her neck to the side.

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asktheoutsideraliceliddell said:
Kitty wants to play?
ravenofthewritingdesk replied:

"Oi…Outsider…..why the derp face?….If you keep staring at me like that, you’ll keep that face forever."




"No no, it’s a figure of speech~" she explained. "But… You’re right, Blood can be stupidly annoying at times! Don’t worry about it. I just think this change is not too bad~"

"Eh-…. Ahahaha, so you think he can be annoying too, pftt." Fluffy cat ears wiggled as he chuckled to himself."And here I thought you always had a thing for the Hatter." Wanting to hold his laughter he cupped his mouth. 

"Not even" she deadpanned, raking her fingers through her hair with an aggravated sigh. "He’s so full of himself and it’s sickening to hear him talk about how he knows how much my body wants him and crap"