My name is Alice Liddell. I'm the outsider kidnapped by Peter White. Now I'm stuck in this wonderland of trigger happy men that seem to be weirdly in love with me

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As the World Falls Down
David Bowie && Labyrinth Original Soundtrack
9,737 plays

"As such a sad love

Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes
Ill place the sky within your eyes

There’s such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart
Ill place the moon within your heart”
Abusive ||Starter Sentences||
"I expect you to be home at 7 o'clock sharp, you hear me?"
"Where the fuck were you?! You know I'm going to have to punish you now, right?"
"Now which spot on your body haven't I bruised yet?"
"You've been a VERY naughty boy/girl today.. so you have to be punished. Now do you want the taser first or the hot iron?"
"As soon as you get home, you're going to [insert chore(s) here].. or else..."
"Nobody loves you besides me, but some days, you piss me off to the point where I consider leaving you."
"You did a shitty ass job! Do it again!"
"What did I say about staying out late?! Huh?! WHAT DID I SAY?!"
"God, I can't fucking LIVE with you anymore! You're a disgrace and, compared to your older/younger brother/sister, you're absolute fucking dirt!"
"Jesus, do you even know how to do this?! It's simple, yet you're fucking stupid!"
"Every passing moment I'm with you, I regret the day I ever asked you out."
"Don't leave, please.. I'm sorry for what I did to you.. I promise I'll never do it again."
"It's remarkable how I even put up with you for the past [insert number here] months/years."

I like how I have a huge intervention project due in three days and my biggest struggle is deciding which cake bromide I want on my cork board.



"what do you normally do when i’m gone?”

"…wait for you to get back."

(somehow i wrenched in a spongebob reference) pls fullview these they’re actually huge

Baby RP Starters!
"I've looked up things about your symptoms.. Are you pregnant?"
"You.. You're pregnant?!"
"I'm gonna be a dad.. I'm going to be a dad!"
"I would never leave you.. I'm so excited for this baby."
"As the aunt/uncle of this baby, it is my right to spoil it."
"___ You two are not ready to have a baby, I can't believe it."
"Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"
"Either that was a really bad cramp, or I'm having contractions."
"Don't be mad at me but... I think I might be pregnant.."
"You know how you said you've always wanted a family? Well.. now we have that chance. I'm pregnant!"
"The protection didn't work, okay?! Now we're having a baby!"
"We.. We can't have a baby! Are you kidding me?!"
"Look at him/her.. She's perfect."
"If that stupid doctor tells me one more hour, i'm going to kill them!"
"Well I think you just broke my hand.."
"I lost the baby."
"We.. We lost the baby?"
"He left me when I told him..."
"What about adoption?"
"I went to the doctor.. and... well.. I don't know how to say this.."
"That one night stand was the biggest mistake of our lives.."
"I'm pregnant and I have no idea who the father is."
"I'm scared, ____! I don't know how to raise a baby!"
"What if they don't want the baby, and leave me?"
"The baby kicked!"
"It's really hard to cuddle with you when i'm this fat.."
"I'm so helpless and fat, I hate being pregnant."
"For the last time, you're not fat. You're pregnant."
"I hate you for doing this to me.."
"You're in labor?!"
"You alright? Is something wrong with the baby?"
"Shit.. hospital.. hospital now..!"
"It's a boy/girl."
"I want to name them ______"

I can just see Bill Cipher being all up in Dippers face like


And then gesturing to his tiny triangle features like

"Itty bitty living space…"

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(Send me one that you think I’m best at)

(ノ▼д▼)ノ Action

(≧Д≦) Angst

(。≖ิ‿≖ิ) Banter

(o・ω・o) Fluff

(○⌒∇⌒○) Fun

(○´3`) Romance

(♥∀♥) Smut

Anonymous said:
alice how is julius in the sack????? ;)))

"O-Oi! Y-You shouldn’t be asking such personal questions—!"

Anonymous said:
So Miss Alice, who would you rather have as your seductive vampire this Halloween? Blood or Peter?
asktheoutsideraliceliddell replied:

"Blood is a vampire every year. Peter wouldn’t think to participate in something like dressing up… Maybe Armos would look good as a vampire? Or Julius— but that would take a lot of effort…"


"It’s not worth the effort. Aside from finding a costume, I’d have to take the time to put it on. Then I’d have to go to the Hatter Mansion, and time spent there is a waste.” In the back of his mind, the Clockmaker was pouting; he could be a sexy vampire if he wanted.

"There you have it" she announced, almost as if she were presenting the clockmakers views just as she had said. "I’m not surprised… Halloween doesn’t seem much your thing anyway. I can’t say I’m too fond of it either"